I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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