i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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