You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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