Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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