I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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