He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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