I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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