Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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