I wish I only lived at night.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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