also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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