I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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