Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
