You're a womanizer and a bitch.
"it" just moved
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He did a backflip because drugs
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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