just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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