Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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