Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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