On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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