she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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