Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
there is glitter all over my balls
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