They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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