It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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