In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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