some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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