that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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