The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
