guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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