SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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