I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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