I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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