Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
