I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?