I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid