Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???