Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (424): View more from California

  You hurt me so bad and it feels so good

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (424): You hurt me so bad and it feels so good http://tfl.nu/hvpg
  Replies (4) Good night (1642) Bad night (783)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues. http://tfl.nu/dcql
  Replies (5) Good night (1585) Bad night (630)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right? http://tfl.nu/3ekq
  Replies (19) Good night (824) Bad night (1871)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done! http://tfl.nu/5vwu
  Replies (18) Good night (1569) Bad night (2788)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table http://tfl.nu/2wbi
  Replies (24) Good night (1107) Bad night (4009)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic http://tfl.nu/jttf
  Replies (44) Good night (8741) Bad night (1172)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job http://tfl.nu/jdmg
  Replies (21) Good night (3726) Bad night (2296)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock. http://tfl.nu/0ypw
  Replies (11) Good night (3740) Bad night (1534)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him http://tfl.nu/gz84
  Replies (15) Good night (4994) Bad night (1019)
• Favorite

  (229): View more from Georgia

  I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (229): I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland. http://tfl.nu/f2v9
  Replies (17) Good night (2878) Bad night (949)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway http://tfl.nu/917j
  Replies (16) Good night (1344) Bad night (549)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare. http://tfl.nu/rbhx
  Replies (3) Good night (1353) Bad night (696)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11. http://tfl.nu/euda
  Replies (3) Good night (521) Bad night (441)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children http://tfl.nu/bp23
  Replies (1) Good night (769) Bad night (379)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons http://tfl.nu/cqi1
  Replies (0) Good night (597) Bad night (352)

Randomize