She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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