What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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