i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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