Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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