I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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