The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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