i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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