dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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