i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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