There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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