just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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