just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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