I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I did not marry a roomba.
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