eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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