Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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