i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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