Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You almost got us killed.
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