Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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