You can't special order awesome
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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