You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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