I love black thongs
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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