After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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