I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Randomize