its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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