How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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