dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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